HOLY SHIT (Updating) (It's gonna make it past 400k views!)

"Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen" (sportwagen) 01/08/2015 at 01:00 • Filed to: None

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STILL BEING UPDATED

The tattoo story... it's gonna have more views by tomorrow at noon in a week than the blackbird story has gotten in almost a year and half!

WAT?

At 3:35PM KST it had 212k views and 82 stars

As of 10:10PM KST (Kinja Standard Time) it has 322k views and 97 stars

As of 10:30 KST it has 328k views and 100 stars

As of 11:00 KST it has 335k views and 101 stars

As of 0000 KST it has 348.5k views and 106 stars

As of 0100 KST it has 360k views and 112 stars! Wow!

More updates coming soon!

TheHondaBro > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen 01/07/2015 at 22:12

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This shit requires the biggest god damn gif dance party the collective Oppo hive mind can muster.

Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > TheHondaBro 01/07/2015 at 22:13

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YES IT DOES

TheHondaBro > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen 01/07/2015 at 22:15

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STEVE CARELL IS A GENIUS AND ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE WILL BE HIT UPSIDE THE HEAD WITH A VERY BLUNT GIF.

Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > TheHondaBro 01/07/2015 at 22:16

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blunt

How about a bong?

XJDano > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen 01/07/2015 at 22:22

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Was low flying SR-71 ever shared to front page?

Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > XJDano 01/07/2015 at 22:23

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Low flying?

No, but the speed check one was reposted EVERYWHERE

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > TheHondaBro 01/07/2015 at 22:37

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Gif party?!

The Transporter > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen 01/07/2015 at 22:37

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Thanks 4chan?

XJDano > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen 01/07/2015 at 22:38

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It's been so long since I read it I forgot what it was about...

Low/slow flying over a grade school or something?

Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > XJDano 01/07/2015 at 22:39

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No, outrunning everything else and confirming it with the tower over open com channel

XJDano > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen 01/07/2015 at 22:41

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Maybe I have never read it.

Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole > XJDano 01/07/2015 at 23:03

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Accidental super low flyby of some ROTC cadets on a catwalk in England.

BaconSandwich is tasty. > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole 01/07/2015 at 23:12

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Ah, right. I remember hearing about that one.

Airport Whiskey > XJDano 01/08/2015 at 00:00

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http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/favorite-sr-71…

PushToStart > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen 01/08/2015 at 01:21

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Got a link? I have no idea what story you're talking about, lol

EDIT: I remember what you're talking about, I had no idea it had blow up! (I've been accessing Oppo via mobile lately so there's no popular stories bar)

Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > PushToStart 01/08/2015 at 01:32

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Ah Okay

jkm7680 > TheHondaBro 01/08/2015 at 07:25

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An gif party so big that Kinja starts to question it's existence big?

Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready > The Transporter 01/08/2015 at 08:24

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That is something that should never be said.

Andy Sheehan, StreetsideStig > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen 01/08/2015 at 08:25

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My AC compressor comment has about 280 likes. It's the most successful comment I've ever made on Jalopnik.

Destructive Tester > TheHondaBro 01/08/2015 at 08:46

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!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

Did somebody say "Dance Party"?

[URL=[/IMG][/URL] [URL= http://gifsoup.com]GIFSoup[/URL]

Destructive Tester > Destructive Tester 01/08/2015 at 09:04

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Sorry, Kinja, iOS8, and a shitty 4G connection conspired to make a complete hash out of that post...

Destructive Tester > Destructive Tester 01/08/2015 at 09:06

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Sorry; Kinja, iOS8, and a shitty 4G connection conspired to make a complete hash out of that post...

Destructive Tester > Destructive Tester 01/08/2015 at 09:15

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dammit Kinja...